Small part of a larger fanfic...
Oct. 1st, 2008 09:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
icelightningJust have to write this down before I forget it.
Naruto sighed, aggravated by the wait. Sasuke was taking an awfully long shower, and Naruto still had to take his. They were never going to get to Ichiraku Ramen in time!
Although Naruto didn't know what to think of Sasuke offering to pay. It was uncharacteristically nice of him. While it was especially nice to his wallet, Naruto was still suspicious. Sasuke never did anything without a motive. He must have wanted to talk to Naruto, or something...
The blond groaned and started looking around Sasuke's living room for anything to entertain himself. Sasuke was mysterious enough that trying to figure out reason behind his actions just wasted time, even if it was amusing. He didn't find easy relief in anything he could see of the room; it was too clean, too nice, and he suspected the couch he was sitting on cost more than all of the furniture in his own apartment.
And that's when he saw it--just a corner of something underneath the couch he was sitting on. It looked glossy, like the page out of a magazine, and Naruto pulled it out and picked it up.
His first realization was that it was a porn magazine. His second realization was that it had a disappointing lack of boobs. His third realization was that it had way too many penises.
Naruto didn't know what scared him more; that Sasuke had porn hidden underneath his living room couch, that Sasuke had gay porn hidden underneath his living room couch, or that Sasuke had a gay porn magazine flipped open to an "article" on what he suspected was "hot blond men" hidden underneath his living room couch.
His cheeks went horribly red--fuck. Men had sex by shoving their dicks up each other's asses?! Naruto stared at the magazine for a while longer before shoving it desperately back under the couch where it had been. Shit. Sasuke had a porn magazine under his living room
He decided that he was going to immediately demand an explanation from Sasuke. The blond jumped out of his seat and immediately began marching towards the bathroom. Naruto didn't care if Sasuke was naked and in the shower--he was going to get answers!
Except Sasuke answered all his questions before Naruto even got to touch the door knob. There were noises coming from inside the bathroom. Very suspicious noises. The kinds of noises Naruto knew he made when he was jerking off himself.
Sasuke whimpered, and Naruto's eyes went horribly wide. This couldn't be happening. Sasuke wasn't supposed to have a sex drive, a libido. He was supposed to be the asexual bastard he had always known. And Uchiha Sasuke definitely wasn't supposed to be gay!
"Naru..." Sasuke moaned.
Shit. Shit. Oh, fuck.
A retreat was in order, and Naruto beat it back to the living room, running as silently as he could. He fell heavily back onto the couch, then pulled out the magazine again with his foot to stare at it. This couldn't be happening.
And at once, Naruto understood. Sasuke thought he was hot. Uchiha Sasuke, the man who was supposed to be the asexual bastard, wanted him--or, at the very least, his body.
Except Sasuke knew that Naruto was into girls, and so he said nothing. Instead, he invited Naruto into his home and offered to pay for dinner. After a hard day of training. After a hard day of training where Sasuke decided to be shirtless halfway through.
The shower. People always showered before sex in Ero-Sennin's novels. That's how people asked another if they wanted to have sex--they asked them if they wanted a shower. Sasuke had offered Naruto the use of his shower, assuming that Naruto wouldn't realize what he really wanted. He was pretending in the shower that Naruto had.
The offer to pay for Ichiraku Ramen? Sasuke was pretending that it was a date.
The training between the two of them that day? Sasuke said it was to determine how good Naruto's taijutsu was. Conveniently for the Uchiha, that meant lots of hands on interaction between the two of them. Kicking, punching, grappling, tackling.
Naruto lifted, then turned his head to stare down the hall towards the bathroom. His eyes were still wide.
For the first time in his life, Naruto realized that someone liked him. As in liked liked him. And wanted him that way. Even if that person was a guy, that person still wanted him, wanted to be near him, and Naruto almost couldn't comprehend it.
His heart was beating fast. Someone had a crush on him. Someone wanted him. Someone possibly even loved him.
The idea of Sasuke being able to love anyone, after what had happened to him, was almost laughable. Even moreso for him to feel those thigns about Naruto, his best friend. They were constantly arguing, and a lot of the time, they almost couldn't stand each other.
Except that had been "before". "Now", Sasuke went out of his way to be around with Naruto. He liked Naruto's company.
Still in shock, Naruto finally realized that his heart was hurting. For Sasuke. Who was too afraid of rejection to ask Naruto to go out with him.
Because Naruto was into girls, and Sasuke was into guys. Even if Sasuke was prettier than most--
He cut off that thought before it got any further. And, just in time, because the water shut off right after that.
Naruto scrambled to hide the magazine in the exact same position it was before, eyes bugging out. Shit! If Sasuke found out that he suspected him, then Sasuke would..!
Actually, Naruto had no idea what Sasuke would do. He could do anything. Sasuke could even decide to "test" Naruto by kissing him!
Naruto sighed, aggravated by the wait. Sasuke was taking an awfully long shower, and Naruto still had to take his. They were never going to get to Ichiraku Ramen in time!
Although Naruto didn't know what to think of Sasuke offering to pay. It was uncharacteristically nice of him. While it was especially nice to his wallet, Naruto was still suspicious. Sasuke never did anything without a motive. He must have wanted to talk to Naruto, or something...
The blond groaned and started looking around Sasuke's living room for anything to entertain himself. Sasuke was mysterious enough that trying to figure out reason behind his actions just wasted time, even if it was amusing. He didn't find easy relief in anything he could see of the room; it was too clean, too nice, and he suspected the couch he was sitting on cost more than all of the furniture in his own apartment.
And that's when he saw it--just a corner of something underneath the couch he was sitting on. It looked glossy, like the page out of a magazine, and Naruto pulled it out and picked it up.
His first realization was that it was a porn magazine. His second realization was that it had a disappointing lack of boobs. His third realization was that it had way too many penises.
Naruto didn't know what scared him more; that Sasuke had porn hidden underneath his living room couch, that Sasuke had gay porn hidden underneath his living room couch, or that Sasuke had a gay porn magazine flipped open to an "article" on what he suspected was "hot blond men" hidden underneath his living room couch.
His cheeks went horribly red--fuck. Men had sex by shoving their dicks up each other's asses?! Naruto stared at the magazine for a while longer before shoving it desperately back under the couch where it had been. Shit. Sasuke had a porn magazine under his living room
He decided that he was going to immediately demand an explanation from Sasuke. The blond jumped out of his seat and immediately began marching towards the bathroom. Naruto didn't care if Sasuke was naked and in the shower--he was going to get answers!
Except Sasuke answered all his questions before Naruto even got to touch the door knob. There were noises coming from inside the bathroom. Very suspicious noises. The kinds of noises Naruto knew he made when he was jerking off himself.
Sasuke whimpered, and Naruto's eyes went horribly wide. This couldn't be happening. Sasuke wasn't supposed to have a sex drive, a libido. He was supposed to be the asexual bastard he had always known. And Uchiha Sasuke definitely wasn't supposed to be gay!
"Naru..." Sasuke moaned.
Shit. Shit. Oh, fuck.
A retreat was in order, and Naruto beat it back to the living room, running as silently as he could. He fell heavily back onto the couch, then pulled out the magazine again with his foot to stare at it. This couldn't be happening.
And at once, Naruto understood. Sasuke thought he was hot. Uchiha Sasuke, the man who was supposed to be the asexual bastard, wanted him--or, at the very least, his body.
Except Sasuke knew that Naruto was into girls, and so he said nothing. Instead, he invited Naruto into his home and offered to pay for dinner. After a hard day of training. After a hard day of training where Sasuke decided to be shirtless halfway through.
The shower. People always showered before sex in Ero-Sennin's novels. That's how people asked another if they wanted to have sex--they asked them if they wanted a shower. Sasuke had offered Naruto the use of his shower, assuming that Naruto wouldn't realize what he really wanted. He was pretending in the shower that Naruto had.
The offer to pay for Ichiraku Ramen? Sasuke was pretending that it was a date.
The training between the two of them that day? Sasuke said it was to determine how good Naruto's taijutsu was. Conveniently for the Uchiha, that meant lots of hands on interaction between the two of them. Kicking, punching, grappling, tackling.
Naruto lifted, then turned his head to stare down the hall towards the bathroom. His eyes were still wide.
For the first time in his life, Naruto realized that someone liked him. As in liked liked him. And wanted him that way. Even if that person was a guy, that person still wanted him, wanted to be near him, and Naruto almost couldn't comprehend it.
His heart was beating fast. Someone had a crush on him. Someone wanted him. Someone possibly even loved him.
The idea of Sasuke being able to love anyone, after what had happened to him, was almost laughable. Even moreso for him to feel those thigns about Naruto, his best friend. They were constantly arguing, and a lot of the time, they almost couldn't stand each other.
Except that had been "before". "Now", Sasuke went out of his way to be around with Naruto. He liked Naruto's company.
Still in shock, Naruto finally realized that his heart was hurting. For Sasuke. Who was too afraid of rejection to ask Naruto to go out with him.
Because Naruto was into girls, and Sasuke was into guys. Even if Sasuke was prettier than most--
He cut off that thought before it got any further. And, just in time, because the water shut off right after that.
Naruto scrambled to hide the magazine in the exact same position it was before, eyes bugging out. Shit! If Sasuke found out that he suspected him, then Sasuke would..!
Actually, Naruto had no idea what Sasuke would do. He could do anything. Sasuke could even decide to "test" Naruto by kissing him!
