Leviticus is actually a hell of a lot of fun to say outloud.

[icelightning]

Whenever I hear Leviticus 18:22 ("You shall not lie with a male as with a woman. It is an abomination.") coming out of someone's mouth, I want to reply with something along the lines with "But they can't! Men don't have vaginas! How could you seriously not figure this out?" just to see that person's reaction.

Of course, that's excluding female-to-male transgenders that haven't completely undergone the knife or are comfortable with the way their bodies are, but talking about that would probably make a Fundamentalist's brain explode or something.

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[iapetusneume.livejournal.com]

Ice, I think you just won the internet.

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[icelightning.livejournal.com]

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Actually, I lied. I'd probably only use the first two sentences for maximum confusion versus anger. Or maybe just "But men don't have vaginas!", said in a very confused yet annoyed tone.