MORE CRACK!
Jun. 2nd, 2005 12:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
icelightningThis idea started from the same thread I got the other picture spammage from, putting it on my livejournal for amusement. Someone made a comment if I would make anymore of these... and here is the conversation that resulted in a massive Sasuke m-preg joke. 9.9
For those who want to know, I'm talking about this forum right here: http://forums.naruto-nippon.net and it's so totally awesome. Watch out, Yaoi/Shonen Ai jokes abound... In fact, this was posted on the Shonen Ai/Yaoi board.
Icelightning wrote: I bet I could cook something up about him being in labor with Naruto's baby. XD XD XD
Anko wrote:
HAHAHA! I'm imaging that right now with the screams Sasuke does,
Sasuke: bwwwwauauaughhhhh!!!
Naruto: Harder, push harder! it's almost out!
Sasuke: bwwwwauauau... auuhh auuhhh gwwaauuughghhhh!!!!!!
Baby: waaaaaaaaah!!
Nurse: It's a girl...!! .....with.... enormous eyebrows....
Sasuke: ehe.....
Naruto: *going Kyuubi* you..... you....
This is a before picture. Note that Sasuke couldn't have gotten pregnant because Naruto well... just look at the file name.
It was only a matter of time before Sasuke asked the fatal question. And once asked, he had to find out.
Sasuke was horrified that getting the answer to his question had some unforeseen repercussions, ones that he hear is trying to gain the courage to explain to Naruto how their lives were suddenly going to change dramatically.
It was at that point when he started to show. And at this point his old Chuunin exam outfit started to get tight....
And it became increasingly obvious over time. Because his Chuunin outfit was made of rubber and therefore unable to expand properly, Sasuke switched back to his old clothes....
And when Sasuke began his cravings and made Kakashi go all over the place for strange foods. Kakashi began to get suspicious, but decided it best to say nothing.
His suspicions were only confirmed once Sakura witnessed the poor unfortunate boy go into painful labor.
And of course, after the fact, Sasuke threw a plate at Naruto for getting him pregnant in the first place! This wasn't exactly how he planned to revive his clan, and he made sure Naruto damn well knew it.
... ^^ There. Unfortunately, this makes the entire "Sasuke being a dumbass" plot arc seem like post-partum depression. ^^;;;; *Mass of sweatdrops.*
For those who want to know, I'm talking about this forum right here: http://forums.naruto-nippon.net and it's so totally awesome. Watch out, Yaoi/Shonen Ai jokes abound... In fact, this was posted on the Shonen Ai/Yaoi board.
Icelightning wrote: I bet I could cook something up about him being in labor with Naruto's baby. XD XD XD
Anko wrote:
HAHAHA! I'm imaging that right now with the screams Sasuke does,
Sasuke: bwwwwauauaughhhhh!!!
Naruto: Harder, push harder! it's almost out!
Sasuke: bwwwwauauau... auuhh auuhhh gwwaauuughghhhh!!!!!!
Baby: waaaaaaaaah!!
Nurse: It's a girl...!! .....with.... enormous eyebrows....
Sasuke: ehe.....
Naruto: *going Kyuubi* you..... you....
This is a before picture. Note that Sasuke couldn't have gotten pregnant because Naruto well... just look at the file name.
It was only a matter of time before Sasuke asked the fatal question. And once asked, he had to find out.
Sasuke was horrified that getting the answer to his question had some unforeseen repercussions, ones that he hear is trying to gain the courage to explain to Naruto how their lives were suddenly going to change dramatically.
It was at that point when he started to show. And at this point his old Chuunin exam outfit started to get tight....
And it became increasingly obvious over time. Because his Chuunin outfit was made of rubber and therefore unable to expand properly, Sasuke switched back to his old clothes....
And when Sasuke began his cravings and made Kakashi go all over the place for strange foods. Kakashi began to get suspicious, but decided it best to say nothing.
His suspicions were only confirmed once Sakura witnessed the poor unfortunate boy go into painful labor.
And of course, after the fact, Sasuke threw a plate at Naruto for getting him pregnant in the first place! This wasn't exactly how he planned to revive his clan, and he made sure Naruto damn well knew it.
... ^^ There. Unfortunately, this makes the entire "Sasuke being a dumbass" plot arc seem like post-partum depression. ^^;;;; *Mass of sweatdrops.*
