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My brother sent me a great e-mail joke I just had to share.


NBA OR NFL?

36 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits, and
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

Neither, it's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

Date: 2006-06-06 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anko-kun.livejournal.com
lol, I thought it might be something like that, I didn't think you cared about NBA or NFL, haha.

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