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Jenn ([personal profile] icelightning) wrote2006-01-26 06:19 pm
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Web Wheel!

Guess what I just bought. I think it'd be an extremely useful tool for webdesign, especially if you have to throw up a webpage really quick. It's got both the RGB values and the HEX code for all the websafe colors and helps you with compliments and so forth and so on. It'll save time for me, anyways, if I decide to redo my livejournal color scheme.

Also, my website works for me again. Seems like the DNS server is set to cache IP addresses for two weeks before getting new ones. We got the fiber optic connection installed at home exactly two weeks ago today, so there you go. Now that it's fixed, I'm laughing simply because of the thought that no one could access the White House's website for two whole weeks when they had to switch IP addresses in a hurry before they got a denial of service attack. I doubt they've changed the rules much. I shouldn't be too upset, though, if that's the worse thing our network does to us. Some colleges have outages once a week.

Now if only they'd fix that DNS server and have back-ups for e-mail/web/everything else, we'd be in good shape. Our e-mail server went down during exams last semester and screwed a lot of people up. Failed harddrive was the problem. For the amount of money that outage probably cost them, having a RAID drive hooked up would've saved them a ton of money in man hours alone. Always back up your stuff, especially the critical information and systems.

... Also, this userpict just because it amuses me.

Edit: Also, wtf, this junk mail. I'm only now starting to get junkmail on my VT e-mail, so I think that's pretty good. At any rate... Wtf, man, wtf. *Laughs.* Definitely R-rated, if not NC-17. If you don't want to look at that, just don't click on the LJ-cut. I've left enough space that you shouldn't see it unless you scroll up when you comment. >.>



Subject: The Pacific is nothing comparing to the ocean of your sperm with Spermamax.

When you cum with Spermamax, your bed looks
like a little island drowning in the ocean of your sperm.
With Spermamax your sperm will be the 8th wonder of the world.
If you cum with Spermamax on July 4th, people will take it for the firework.



... *Is ded with laughter.*




























hamatokameko: Original character "Hamato Kameko" saying "wtf" with a confused look on her face. (Zim Hides Behind His Desk)

[personal profile] hamatokameko 2006-01-27 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
XD!!! Now that is weird!

Spammail amuses me, when I'm not drowning in it.

[identity profile] icelightning.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
So far I've been fairly lucky with spam. I know it won't last, though. People'll find my address eventually.
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[identity profile] icelightning.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
XD Glad to be of service.

[identity profile] anko-kun.livejournal.com 2006-01-27 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that a paper wheel?

lol, oh my god I get so much junk like that on my yahoo account, never THAT insane though, lol lol.

*looks*

Ooo I have such gems as:

Imagine what could happen if the kings weren’t able to father.T0 achieve $ometh1ng in y0ur life, you need t0 have a child. If y0u have any problems with reproduction, Spermamax can help you.

Are you tired of screwing hores because the normal women won’t sleep with you?

Your penis is absolutely flat when it is under the blanket. Virility Patch Penis enlargement pills will make it look like the highest mountain.
The world is getting bigger; y0ur penis h@s to get bigger too. Try our Virility Patch RX.


And I just noticed I got the same one as you too, lol.

[identity profile] icelightning.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Those ads are crazy, aren't they? And yeah, most aren't nearly that crazy... Although now that you have it, you can see what I mean. XD Insane. Very insane.