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What Rejected Crayon Are You?

... I think this meme thought I was Sakura! XD
Nipped from senotay

Also, this one nipped from hamatokameko and hopefully I spelled that right. XD

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Icelightning!

1. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in icelightning.
2. Astronauts get taller when they are in icelightning.
3. Icelightning once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
4. Icelightning was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
5. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in icelightning!
6. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention icelightning.
7. Icelightning, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!
8. To check whether icelightning is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten icelightning will sink, and fresh icelightning will float!
9. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw icelightning into a volcano it would stop erupting.
10. Icelightningomancy is the art of telling the future with icelightning!

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Edit: ... God, that second meme looks godawful with my current color scheme.

Edit 2: Okay, I did Sasuke's version of that second meme.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sasuke!

1. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Sasuke.
2. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Sasuke, though it may feel uncomfortable.
3. If you toss Sasuke 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
4. Sasuke can sleep with one eye open!
5. Contrary to popular belief, Sasuke is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
6. If you lace Sasuke from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
7. Sasuke will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
8. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Sasuke supply.
9. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Sasuke!
10. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Sasuke, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!

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If you do Uchiha Sasuke, it's not nearly as funny, other than two things.
4. Uchiha Sasukeolatry is the mindless worship of Uchiha Sasuke!
9. When provoked, Uchiha Sasuke will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker!


Edit 3: I must be bored. I just did one for Uchiha Itachi as well. XD Best ones:
4. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Uchiha Itachi can not! Check.
6. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Uchiha Itachi! ....
7. Uchiha Itachiicide is the killing of Uchiha Itachi! Sasuke is known to attempt this.
8. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Uchiha Itachi is the victim! Sasuke objects to this.

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*sees an egplant hanging out the side of Ice's mouth*

I.. I.. I KNEW IT!