.....

[icelightning]

The Pope's still alive, so why are all the news stations talking about him like he's already dead? Even if one bodily system after another of his is failing, he's still alive. Even if death is imminent, he's still not dead.

.... It's just bad taste.

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[senotay.livejournal.com]

As Bill Watterson once said:

"I didn't think anyone would take this seriously. But I've learned that some people take *everything* seriously."

Way to completly miss the joke.

[icelightning.livejournal.com]

Danny doesn't know that you're 90% sarcastic. And if you want to know, that other 10% of the time is during the periods of Non-REM (Rapid Eye Motion) sleep in which you have no dreams and therefore have no opportunity to be sarcastic.

[senotay.livejournal.com]

nununu... 7% is REM, 3% is the time I spend kicking children and selling drugs to puppies.

[icelightning.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's right. I forgot about your whole narcotics ring. Oh, don't you sell porn to puppies, too? I swear I remember something about that....

[danin-adc.livejournal.com]

9_9

Text does not convey sarcasm well.

[senotay.livejournal.com]

http://onion.com/

[danin-adc.livejournal.com]

pwnt